So my polygamy evangelizing, compulsively flirtatious, free-for-all gyaan rendering close friend SRB is finally getting hitched. His response to my zillion questions about it: "Saand bandh raha hai". You think you are funny, Dude? Ha, in your face. Advice from Mama:
- Do not get any 4/5/7 year itch
- STOP talking about polygamy becoming the norm, especially with wifey around
- Stop acting like you are too cool for marriage (We all know how much you want to hold on to her pallu/halter top and follow her around.)
- Do not follow any of your own relationship advice
- Stick with being an MBA and do not transgress onto the paths of becoming a spiritual guru (No matter how much more money it may get you.)
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Congratulations and a BIG hug. And more advice when I remember more.
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