So my polygamy evangelizing, compulsively flirtatious, free-for-all gyaan rendering close friend SRB is finally getting hitched. His response to my zillion questions about it: "Saand bandh raha hai". You think you are funny, Dude? Ha, in your face. Advice from Mama:
Do not get any 4/5/7 year itch
STOP talking about polygamy becoming the norm, especially with wifey around
Stop acting like you are too cool for marriage (We all know how much you want to hold on to her pallu/halter topand follow her around.)
Do not follow any of your own relationship advice
Stick with being an MBA and do not transgress onto the paths of becoming a spiritual guru (No matter how much more money it may get you.)
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Congratulations and a BIG hug. And more advice when I remember more.
"When I am with you, we stay up all night
When you are gone, I can't get to sleep!
Praise God for these two insomnias
And the difference between them."
(Jalāl ad-Dīn Muḥammad Rūmī as translated by Coleman Barks)